Family,
First and foremost, I have to say....I AM SO SORRY!!I disappeared for an inexcusable amount of time and I thoroughly submit to this position!
If you are unfamiliar with this picture, this is the dogeza position, a Japanese custom of bowing that shows the most humblest of apologize. Yes that, my friends, is the level of my apology! But I think I do have some sort of excuse...
I am moving to New York City!